Loved1once (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

...no one eva said she had A Dick...

KoolJayJ (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

i just learned that Samus is suppose to be 6 ft 3 and 198 pounds...... she don't look like she is

wallsofmine (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

dickception

Dnizzle7 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I totally did not expect the chief to come out as a female part... no me gusta, you defaced my childhood hero, fixxxittt.

Edsternoble6 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

y does masterchief have a dick at the start and is a girl at the end

lololol924 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

i haz a boner for master chief now

wallsofmine (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Wait my question is why does samus have to be a dick and start a fight in the first place. M.C. was like "dude nice armor" and then samus is out of nowhere like "Fuck You" and starts shooting at him. Why she have to start shit. Why couldn't they be cool and beat the shit out of the covenant then make super babies afterward. Then they would rule the universe because no one could stand up to them and their super babies.

austin21781 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

woobwoobwoob god i love the elite sound fx from the original halo.

ThonyGuRu (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

This is so fucking ridiculous , in the video game say "John" not a name of a girl

ddarkksiderr (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

unless thats linda which would explain the sniper rifle a little more